Kennedy/♒/ 17/ NC i just like a lot of stuff a bunch i cry a lot over cute people and friends that live far away

starllex:

when someone tries to make fun of you and you diss them back with something good

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okay-ibelieveyou:

When people ask me to lead them in prayer

(Source: savebuckybarnes, via a-chicken-tender)

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yesterdaywastuesdayright:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

why not

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icyareolite:

More panel redraws from Rick potion #9

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cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn

jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret


im lit as fuck rn

(Source: fyeahgoofyanimatedfaces, via randyscavenge)

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baby:d... d... d...
father:...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby:d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby:*guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
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(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

(Source: blaineswolf)

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buttyflam:

I WAS TRYING TO TYPE “SORE MUSCLES” BUT I FUCKED UP.
I FUCKED UP SO BAD

buttyflam:

I WAS TRYING TO TYPE “SORE MUSCLES” BUT I FUCKED UP.

I FUCKED UP SO BAD

(Source: goronramsay, via kyl3y)

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